You already take your breaks. You might as well know what they're worth. Paid to Poo turns your wage into a live earnings meter the moment you sit down, then logs every session so you can watch your "throne income" add up. Track your longest sits (sh!ts) on the Stinkers board, set a savings goal on the Sh!tshow, and log how much you've "earned".
It's a fun timer built for laughs, not an actual payday.
Everything stays on your phone, there are no accounts, and it's free to try.
1. It’s a novelty
Paid to Poo is for entertainment only. The dollar figures it shows are a bit of fun based on the wage you typed in. Nobody is actually paying you to poo. Your employer has not signed off on this arrangement. Please do not print your “Total Sh!tshow” and staple it to a payslip.
2. Your boss, your time, your problem
Here’s the important one. If you sit on the toilet for ages racking up your imaginary earnings, you are, by definition, not working. Your boss may notice. Your boss may get annoyed about the work time you’re wasting. Your boss may have opinions, policies, or a stopwatch.
That’s on you. Entirely. You accept full and sole responsibility for how much of your paid working time you spend on the toilet and for any consequences, awkward conversations, warnings, disciplinary action, lost trust, lost bonuses, or lost jobs. By using the App you acknowledge and consent to this, and you agree that the App, its makers, and Cyber Fitness - Discipline Rewired carry no liability whatsoever for anything that happens between you and your employer. We built a fart timer. We did not agree to attend your performance review.
3. Not financial advice
We track imaginary toilet income. That is the full extent of our financial expertise. Nothing in the App is financial, investment, accounting, or tax advice. Do not make real decisions based on it. If your retirement plan is “poo more,” we cannot help you.
4. Not medical advice
We’re not doctors. If you’re genuinely spending a worrying amount of time in there, or the App is logging personal-best “Stinkers” that alarm you, please see an actual medical professional rather than chasing the leaderboard. The App does not diagnose, treat, or monitor any condition.
5. The numbers are rough
Everything is estimated from the wage and hours you enter. We don’t verify any of it, we don’t check your maths, and we round like a friendly bartender. Treat every total as “roughly-ish, give or take.” We make no promise that any figure is accurate.
6. Your data and privacy
Your logs, wages, goals, and settings are stored on your own device. We don’t run accounts and we are not collecting your poo diary. Ads are served through Google AdMob, which may collect and process data under its own terms and policies, outside our control. For the full detail on what’s collected and how, see our Privacy Policy. Going Pro removes the ads.
7. Ads and third parties
The free version shows third-party ads and may contain third-party links. We don’t control, endorse, or take responsibility for third-party content, products, or services, or for anything that happens when you interact with them. Any dealings with advertisers are strictly between you and them.
8. Acceptable use
Use the App for its intended, light-hearted purpose. Don’t misuse it, don’t try to break, reverse-engineer, or tamper with it, and don’t use it in any unlawful way or in any way that infringes someone else’s rights.
9. Intellectual property
The App, its name, logo, the Sh!thead character, artwork, and content are owned by Cyber Fitness - Discipline Rewired and protected by applicable intellectual-property laws. You get a personal, limited, non-transferable licence to use the App. You don’t get to copy, resell, or pass it off as your own.
10. Provided “as is”
The App is provided “as is” and “as available,” with no warranties of any kind, whether express or implied, including any implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, accuracy, or non-infringement. We don’t promise the App will be accurate, uninterrupted, available, error-free, secure, or dignified. You use it at your own risk.
11. Limitation of liability
To the fullest extent permitted by law, Cyber Fitness - Discipline Rewired and anyone involved in making the App will not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, or for any loss of profits, data, goodwill, income, or employment, arising from or related to your use of (or inability to use) the App. This includes, without limitation, missed meetings, cold dinners, dead legs, pins and needles, a numb bum, awkward silences, workplace consequences, or any existential questions that arise mid-sit. Where liability can’t be excluded by law, it’s limited to the amount you paid for the App (which, for most of you, is nothing).
12. Indemnity
You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Cyber Fitness - Discipline Rewired from any claims, losses, or costs arising out of your use of the App or your breach of these terms, including, yes, anything to do with your employer.
13. Grown-ups only
The App contains toilet humour and mild language and is intended for adult users. If you’re easily offended by the word “sh!t,” this was probably always going to end in tears.
14. Changes
We can update the App, its features, and this disclaimer at any time. If we make changes, continued use of the App means you accept the current version.
15. Governing law
These terms are governed by the laws of Western Australia, Australia, and any disputes are subject to the courts of Western Australia.
16. Severability and entire agreement
If any part of this disclaimer is found unenforceable, the rest still applies. This disclaimer, together with the Privacy Policy, is the entire agreement between you and us regarding the App.
17. Contact
Questions? Complaints? Compliments? cyberfitness@disciplinerewired.com.
Remember it’s all sh!ts and giggles, until someone giggles and sh!ts!
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